JOHN GREEN’S STARTED WORKING ON A NEW BOOK?!
First off, I’m sorry about your ovaries.
Secondly, I like writing stories. It is pretty much my favorite thing to do. Hopefully I will write many, many more books—so many that you become tired of them and all become Hipster John Green Fans and say, “His early stuff was okay but after TFiOS he just became a hack.”
“… I’m sorry about your ovaries…”
Can we take a minute to apreciate just how amusing that is?